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  1. my math teacher: *pulls out dollar bill* how much is this worth?
  2. Students: $1
  3. teacher: *folds bill in half* how much is this worth now?
  4. students: $1
  5. teacher: *folds bill in half again* how much is it worth now?
  6. students: $1
  7. teacher: what about if I crumple it up and throw it on the ground? Will someone pass by it and say, "Ooh, a dollar, but I won't pick it up because it's all crumpled and dirty"?
  8. students: No, because it's still worth a dollar.
  9. teacher: Exactly. No matter how much a human goes through or how much they do, they're still worth the life of a human.
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Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

(Source: dahliafemme)

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You can tell a lot about a person by who who their favourite achievement hunter is

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so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

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Friend: Hey can I see your iPod real fast?

Me: haha yeah one sec


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When I hear that “I’m here!” “I’m here!” bit of Phantom of the Opera I picture a Phantom whack-a-mole with him popping up and going “I’m here!” and Raoul holding the mallet and frowning and muttering to himself whenever he misses

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Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner (Acoustic) - Fall Out Boy 

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